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The Rules to being a Geek:
1) Plasticism is NOT allowed. Any infringement of this rule shall be eradicated from the title.
2) Individuality is the new black. Say differently and die.
3) Haters are trolls. Trolls are geese. If you don't feed them, they won't attack you and peck out your eye.
4) Socks were created to be mismatched. Otherwise, all socks would look the same.
5) No insulting people.
Unless it's in a different language.
Then it's fine.
6) Old school gamers and new school gamers rarely get along when it comes to a long-running series. Keep in mind at conventions.
7) The government and cake is a lie. Along with the cake the government promises.
8) The zombie apocalypse WILL happen. Bring a video camera so we can re-watch when it hits the high schools.
9) Valve CAN count to three. They just aren't allowed to make a Portal 3 that isn't 'Blue Sky'.
10) Fan Pairings are only cannon when you ship them.
11) The internet is a messed up place, and Tumblr tags will betray you.
12) Yaoi. There is no middle ground.
13) This is an evil number. It's also a fun number. And an entertaining one.
14) Do not question the logic of Sci-fi shows. It just leads to a headache.
15) Do not question the originality of Kingdom Hearts amongst other humans. There are fans EVERYWHERE.
16) You are not allowed to attack posers at conventions. As much as you want to.
17) You are not allowed to BE a poser. You will get attacked at conventions.
18) Doctor Who fans are an interesting group. Half wants to kill the other half. Keep in mind when trying to break up a fight that they will stop at NOTHING.
19) Rule 18 also applies to Star Trek and Star Wars fans. DO NOT INTERVENE!!!!!
20) Twenty is a pointless number, and should be removed entirely.
21) Posers are, most commonly but not entirely, female
22) Posers will go on and on in a bragging manner about what they are a 'fan' of. A real geek will begin talking to themselves about it in an insane manner after about five minutes, even after you back away slowly.
23) Do NOT read the tale of Jeff the Killer right before bedtime while living in your parents house. The summons to go to bed sounds more like a death sentence.
24) Take no one on the internet seriously.
25) Don't hate upon internet role-players. Give it a year, you'll be one.
26) You can't hate upon the obvious pairings. Unless, of course, you have dibs on him, and she has to die.
27) Rules 27 through 41 are never to be spoken of.
42) The answer to life, everything, and the universe. Only should be used for every answer in a math test if you know the teacher has read the book, or if you are homeschooled.
43) Ignore jocks, stuck-ups, and better-than-you's. You can extract your revenge when they work for you.
44) Smile. It's the end of the world, and only you can see it.
45) You are never too old to have imaginary friends. But, if your mother asks, they're muses.
46) The voices in your head are there. Everyone else is just too stupid to hear them.
47) The San-Francisco Comic-Con is the ultimate achievement. Screw College and Wedding days.
48) Never have a list of over 48 rules.
49) Never follow the rules.
1) Plasticism is NOT allowed. Any infringement of this rule shall be eradicated from the title.
2) Individuality is the new black. Say differently and die.
3) Haters are trolls. Trolls are geese. If you don't feed them, they won't attack you and peck out your eye.
4) Socks were created to be mismatched. Otherwise, all socks would look the same.
5) No insulting people.
Unless it's in a different language.
Then it's fine.
6) Old school gamers and new school gamers rarely get along when it comes to a long-running series. Keep in mind at conventions.
7) The government and cake is a lie. Along with the cake the government promises.
8) The zombie apocalypse WILL happen. Bring a video camera so we can re-watch when it hits the high schools.
9) Valve CAN count to three. They just aren't allowed to make a Portal 3 that isn't 'Blue Sky'.
10) Fan Pairings are only cannon when you ship them.
11) The internet is a messed up place, and Tumblr tags will betray you.
12) Yaoi. There is no middle ground.
13) This is an evil number. It's also a fun number. And an entertaining one.
14) Do not question the logic of Sci-fi shows. It just leads to a headache.
15) Do not question the originality of Kingdom Hearts amongst other humans. There are fans EVERYWHERE.
16) You are not allowed to attack posers at conventions. As much as you want to.
17) You are not allowed to BE a poser. You will get attacked at conventions.
18) Doctor Who fans are an interesting group. Half wants to kill the other half. Keep in mind when trying to break up a fight that they will stop at NOTHING.
19) Rule 18 also applies to Star Trek and Star Wars fans. DO NOT INTERVENE!!!!!
20) Twenty is a pointless number, and should be removed entirely.
21) Posers are, most commonly but not entirely, female
22) Posers will go on and on in a bragging manner about what they are a 'fan' of. A real geek will begin talking to themselves about it in an insane manner after about five minutes, even after you back away slowly.
23) Do NOT read the tale of Jeff the Killer right before bedtime while living in your parents house. The summons to go to bed sounds more like a death sentence.
24) Take no one on the internet seriously.
25) Don't hate upon internet role-players. Give it a year, you'll be one.
26) You can't hate upon the obvious pairings. Unless, of course, you have dibs on him, and she has to die.
27) Rules 27 through 41 are never to be spoken of.
42) The answer to life, everything, and the universe. Only should be used for every answer in a math test if you know the teacher has read the book, or if you are homeschooled.
43) Ignore jocks, stuck-ups, and better-than-you's. You can extract your revenge when they work for you.
44) Smile. It's the end of the world, and only you can see it.
45) You are never too old to have imaginary friends. But, if your mother asks, they're muses.
46) The voices in your head are there. Everyone else is just too stupid to hear them.
47) The San-Francisco Comic-Con is the ultimate achievement. Screw College and Wedding days.
48) Never have a list of over 48 rules.
49) Never follow the rules.
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Labled it under Poetry out of boredom and lack of a better category.
So, I was recently looking at the 'Rules of the Internet' (WTH?) and was inspired to do one of my own. I present to you.....
*drumroll*
THE RULES OF BEING A GEEK!!!!!
Aaaaaaah!!!!!!
Feel free to be dissapointed. I just got bored and was stalling doing the dishes.
So, I was recently looking at the 'Rules of the Internet' (WTH?) and was inspired to do one of my own. I present to you.....
*drumroll*
THE RULES OF BEING A GEEK!!!!!
Aaaaaaah!!!!!!
Feel free to be dissapointed. I just got bored and was stalling doing the dishes.
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22: Finally! Someone who understands! I babble like the 10th Doctor ALL THE TIME! And then I look around to see that everyone is either staring or ignoring me.